@keyser soze YESSSS. Especially when you've been holding your bladder 'til after the session so you don't disrupt the closing talk?! I swear, I've broken sweats during those extra long prayers trying not to pee my pants.
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Some prayers really annoy me
by stillin ini realize that prayer is a really personal thing, but representing a group in prayer has become so full of cliche's that i just want to vomit sometimes.
co week almost every prayer has the phrase "special week of activity" in it.. then there's "please look after the sick and afflicted.".
not so much anymore, "please bless this food and the hands that prepared it.".
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There is no Holy Spirit.
by hoser inthere is no holy spirit.
i lead a double life.
i post on apostate web sites, swear like a sailor, covertly subvert the watchtower religion and do many other things i'd rather not mention.
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And cue random poster to repent and report you in three, two, one...
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The great tribulation is now coming VERY soon!
by The Searcher inwatchtower october 2017, par 11, page 28 - "very soon the political powers of satan’s world will form a coalition that is bent on the destruction of god’s people.
's] have anything to fear?
not at all!........at that critical moment during the great tribulation, the angelic soldiers of jehovah of armies will come together to protect god’s people..."[j.w.'s].
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So weird how the Governing Body want to capitalize on the Russia ban as a sign of the Great Tribulation being near. I'm sorry, but doesn't our (whoops, "their". I'm still new at fading) doctrine teach that worldly governments are to first turn on Babylon (ie ban false religion) before even considering coming after Jehovah's Witnesses? Seems a bit back-to-front to me. Unless the Watchtower is at the forefront of Babylon the Great. The current GB definitely seem like fame harlots to me.
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Some prayers really annoy me
by stillin ini realize that prayer is a really personal thing, but representing a group in prayer has become so full of cliche's that i just want to vomit sometimes.
co week almost every prayer has the phrase "special week of activity" in it.. then there's "please look after the sick and afflicted.".
not so much anymore, "please bless this food and the hands that prepared it.".
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"Father, we know we fall short because we are imperfect, so we ask you to please forgive us our sins..." blah, hlab, lahb, halb...
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What is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?
by stuckinarut2 inwe all need to earn a living.... so just curious, what is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?.
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@Ucantnome You probably had the highest paying job any pioneer could have dreamed of: meth cook. I see Jehovah blessed you with riches beyond Solomon's wildest dreams.
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What is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?
by stuckinarut2 inwe all need to earn a living.... so just curious, what is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?.
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@Ucantnome Sounds like some Breaking Bad stuff. Was this your office?
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What is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?
by stuckinarut2 inwe all need to earn a living.... so just curious, what is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?.
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@stuckinarut2 Lmao, don't even get me started on the work I used to do for his father. The way I met my son's father was through work. He took me on as a content writer for his law firm way back in the day. What I didn't know at the time was that he was a raging drug addict. Therefore, working for him was like the movie, Inception. There was no sense of reality, nobody knew what was going on, and midway through, I realized he was unconscious the whole time.
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What is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?
by stuckinarut2 inwe all need to earn a living.... so just curious, what is the worst type of work or job you have ever had to do?.
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I was an Office Junior for the first magazine I ever worked at. At the end of the day, the manager would make me walk to the post office (at least 15 minutes one way) clutching a 20KG (almost 45lbs) box of magazines to post. That carboard box would be digging into my arms like no tomorrow. Now I have a robust two year old who weighs more than that. Every time I have to pick him up/lug his dead weight around, I get flashbacks of being 17 again.
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Darkspilver's attacks - time to respond!
by The Searcher inremember, remember - darkspilver or darkspliver couldn't even remember his username!
https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/282501/calebs-aeroplane-returns-w14-11-15-p-16.
let's consider spilver or spliver's posts - since he likes to do it to others!.
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@amicabl They're a few decades too late. Last I heard of Georgina Spelvin, she was having her pap smear done at the coroner's office. Probably tested positive for dust.
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Who Do You Think Is HOTTTT?
by minimus inwhat attracts you in a male or female?
give me an example or better yet a pic to tell me what you like.😈.
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@snugglebunny Tell Mrs Snuggle Bunny she's got great pins!!!
Cute dog, btw. Bottoms up!